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Love Song

A Necrophilia love song, to the tune of "Mr. Ed".

A CORPSE IS A CORPSE
OF COURSE OF COURSE,
I LOVE TO HAVE SEX WITH A CORPSE OF COURSE
THAT IS OF COURSE
I HOPE THE CORPSE IS
“MAGGOT INFESTED”.

GO RIGHT AHEAD AND PUMP WITH FORCE
IT WON’T MAKE A SOUND ‘CAUSE IT’S DEAD OF COURSE
YOU’LL NEVER SHOW ANY REMORSE
IT’S FUN TO FUCK THE DEAD.

IT’S GREAT TO MUNCH ON ROTTEN MEAT AND CHEW ON THE DECAY,
IT’S SO MUCH FUN TO FUCK THE DEAD I DO IT EVERYDAY.

A CORPSE IS A CORPSE OF COURSE OF COURSE
IT’S FUN TO HAVE SEX WITH A CORPSE OF COURSE.
YOU’VE NEVER HAD SEX WITH A ROTTING CORPSE???!

DADA DADA DADA DADA.

WELL LISTEN TO THIS.

“IT’S FUN TO FUCK THE DEAD”

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