Oh Really

Two pregnant ladies, are sitting in bed in a private hospital, waiting
the arrival of their baby’s.

There names are Cynthia, and Rose.

Cynthia is expecting her third child, and comes from a
well-to-do-family, with private school education and is a bit
stuck-up.

Rose, who is expecting her first child, comes from a working class
family, and was educated in a public school.

Obviously, the two women get to talking.

During there conversation Cynthia, said to Rose, (snootily).

“When i had my first baby, my husband brought me a new Ford Escort,
with fuel injection.”

“Oh really,” replied Rose.

Cynthia then added: “when i had my second baby, my husband brought me
a BMW.”

“Oh really,” quipped Rose again.

“And now, i am expecting our third baby, my husband is going to buy
me, a new Mercedes.”

“Oh really,” replied Rose, who, by now, was totally pissed off, with
Cynthia.

(after a short pause)

Cynthia asked: “what has your husband brought you, now that you are
having your first baby,”

Rose replied, (in her best telephone voice) “well, actually, my
husband brought me elocution 
Lessons.”

“What do you mean,” asked Cynthia.

“Well” replied Rose: “i used to say FUCK-OFF, but now i say OH
REALLY!”