Fat Fuck

An Italian family was sitting at the dinner table when the father asks
his oldest son Tony! "Why are you such a fat fuck?"
The son replies: "Pops, it's mom's pasta! I can't stop eating it."
The father says: "You should take smaller bites! It will make you
trim."
Then the father asks the second son: "Anthony! Why are you such a fat
Fuck?"
The son replies: "Pops, it's mom's pizza! I can't stop eating it it's
so good!"
Papa says: "You should also take smaller bites. Ask your other brother
Angelo how he stays trim."
Angelo replies: "It's easy! I eat lots of pussy."
To which the father replies: "Pussy?! Pussy tastes like shit!"
To which Angelo replies: "Yo pops! You should take smaller bites!"