First Fuck

Johnny came home and pronounced loudly as he walked in the door "I had my
first fuck today!". His sister was furious "you little nasty boy! Get out of the kitchen!". So Johnny went into the lounge. Here he told his mother "Guess what! I had my fuck today". His mother hit the roof! "Go to your room! Your father will be home soon and he can deal with you!". 

Poor old Johnny went dejectedly to his room. In time, his father arrived home. He kicked in the door to Johnny room. "Mother tells me you need a hiding boy! What's the story!". In a meek and timid voice, Johnny says, "I had my first fuck today, dad". Well, his dad was stoked. "Well done, boy! I'm so proud of you! My own son! You're a man now boy - I'll take you out to the pub tonight!". 

So dad takes Johnny out to the pub. Surrounded by all dads friends, Johnny is the toast of the place. "Well done they all yell". Dad asks Johnny "Well, son, now you're with the men. Tell us all, when are you going to have your next fuck, son". Johnny replies "When my arse stops bleeding, dad!".