Fucking Broccoli

A woman goes into the grocery store and asks a clerk for broccoli. "Sorry maam, we don't have any broccoli." She continues to shop and comes upon the same clerk, and asks for broccoli. "U, ma'am, we don't have any broccoli." She finishes up her shopping and asks the same clerk for broccoli. "Lady," the clerk says, "spell TOM as in tomato". she says, "T-O-M". "Now spell POT as in potato." "P-O-T". "Now spell FUCK as in BROCCOLI". "There is no 'fuck' in broccoli". "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!"