Thanksgiving Day

The day before Thanksgiving this little boy heard his mom and dad
fighting. The husband said to the wife, "You stupid bitch, you have floppy
tits."

She wasn't about to be out-done and said, "Well you have a crooked dick, you
bastard." Well the little boy heard every word they said. After they got 
done fighting he went up to the mom and asked her what bitches & bastards
were. She told him that they were people. Then he asked what crooked
dicks and floppy tits were. She told him that they were coats and hats.
The little boy accepted both answers and went on his way. 

The next morning they were getting ready for a huge feast with friends and
family. The little boy went up stairs where his dad was shaving. The dad cut
himself and said SHIT! Well once again the boy started asking
questions and asked what shit was. The father told him that is was shaving
creams. The boy accepted this answer and went downstairs where his mom was
stuffing turkey. When the mom cut herself with a knife she said FUCK! The boy
once again asked what fuck was. She told him that it was stuffing. 

About that time the door bell rang. When the little boy went to answer the
door it was his grandparents. Upon opening the door the little boy said, "HI
BITCHES AND BASTARDS. LET ME TAKE YOUR CROOKED 
DICKS AND FLOPPY TITS FOR YOU. DAD'S UPSTAIRS PUTTING
SHIT ON HIS FACE AND MOM'S IN THE KITCHEN FUCKING THE TURKEY."