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Fuck the Giant Penis

(To: Puff the Magic Dragon)

Once a pure white virgin,
Lived by the sea,
She frolicked over pastoral fields,
Her name Virginity.
A sweet young lass of just sixteen,
A rosebud ripe and firm,
She wandered o'er the verdant hills,
Not knowing of the sperm.

Chorus
Well, fuck the giant penis lived not so far away,
His cock was damn near two feet long,
He poked one twice a day,
He was an Ivy Leaguer, with vest and pinstriped
shirt,
He drove a Roadster XKE, that sexed-up extrovert.

One day while he was roaming,
Round the rural strips,
He spied her picking flowers there,
That bitch with swinging hips.
He jumped out of the driver's seat,
And grabbed her by the ass,
He tore off all her clothing,
And laid her in the grass.

Her maiden head was busted,
The ground ran bloody red,
He poked her till the twilight came,
Then took her home to bed,
He poked her till the sun rose,
She begged for more and more.
He turned that pure white virgin,
Into to a fucking whore!

 

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